doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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