hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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