hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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