I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
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I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
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It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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