Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
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