you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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