Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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