How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
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I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
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SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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