i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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