i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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