I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
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You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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