Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
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Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
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I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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