Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I just googled if crying burns calories
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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