grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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