Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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