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(301): View more from Maryland

Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job

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(623): View more from Arizona

I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.

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(831): View more from California

maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick

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(912): View more from Georgia

He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

next time we drink: battle shots.

(1-403): View more from Alberta, CA

battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows

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