chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
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I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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