so explain again why im purple
no
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
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Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
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What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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