Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Randomize
