last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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