i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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