Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
She even gives head with a lisp.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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