Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
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we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
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He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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