their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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