It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Randomize
