I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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