Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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