Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Let's get the cat blown out
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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