If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
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My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Shame - the story of my life.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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