check it out our google latitudes are spooning
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
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You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
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can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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