I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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