in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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