i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
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No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
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We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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