and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
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sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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