She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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