with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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