The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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