Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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