when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
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winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
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He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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