I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I didn't shave. On purpose
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
