It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
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You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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