i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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