Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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