I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
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Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
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He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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