did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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