seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Sext me about skeletons
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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