Already got asked if we're dating
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
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I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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