so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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