She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I need a hoe opinion
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