You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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