4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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