grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
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Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize