Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
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The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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